I feel sorry for the ladies ...
... because you are not dating me! :) Especially now with my new big-time promotion which effectively triples my salary come June. Let's see what you're missing out on:
- A guy with a great new job
- I can do 35 push ups
- You already know my awesome personality
posted by Ld at 8:41 PM
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Really 35?? Shit I feel sorry for us to hahaha :)
35 push ups? I can barely do 10! ^_^
I feel sorry for you !!! cause you're not dating ME ! cause you wouldn't have to triple your salary, and work your ass off for it, cause I can do 12 pushups if I'm angry, and also I don't know you but you definitely should know me, haha
Wow! I hope nobody thought I was being serious. LOL :)
Well, my BF has made himself unreachable during the past 24 hours, cancelled two dates in a row, and said he "needs a couple of days" to sort himself out (quit procrastinating, go back to the gym, etc.) That's not guy-speak for, "you're single again", is it? :I
N.B. Gold diggers only care about your salary if you're going to spend it on them.
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Sorry to hear that Karen. I wouldn't be worried yet, sometimes we guys become a mess and just need a day off to take care of things ... if it continues you might be in trouble though. :/
Update: BF called me. We are going to see Kung-Fu Hustle tonight. I appreciated your insightful comment about not worrying yet. :)
So... Any takers yet on the 35 push-ups? Have you considered flooding those girls' apartments so you can offer to help clean up? :)
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